Community Story: In the style of SeattleSmutWriter
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"Did you know bacon is a natural aphrodisiac." Lehi inquired while asking.
"Is this kosher?" Jayme mused playfully.
"Is this kosher?" Jayme mused playfully.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
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I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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As the bacon began to pop and sizzle in the pan, Lehi experienced a shivver of concern that hot grease might pop and burn Jayme's pale pink alabaster skin. His mother had taught him when he was a boy that pants were a necessity when cooking bacon.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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Her formerly semitic nose wrinkled at the scent. Lehi had promised to initiate her into a whole plethora of non-Kosher realms. She blushed when she remembered her Yiddishe Momma and what she would think of such a union. "What have I raised? A Shiksa?"
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
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Then Lehi remembered that pants were even more needed when he was to cook sausage.
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"Is wine kosher with bacon?" Jayme inquired inquisitively.
"If it's white." Lehi bantered, bothered by the buzzing bacon bits bathed by blissful grease.
"Delightful." Jayme poured the wet wine.
"If it's white." Lehi bantered, bothered by the buzzing bacon bits bathed by blissful grease.
"Delightful." Jayme poured the wet wine.
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Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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When the bacon was done she took it out and put it and placed in on the plate and carried it over to Lehi. She sat on his lap where she could feel his firm quadriceps bulging underneath her light cotton.
"Here," he said, breaking off a piece of bacon and slipping it between her crimson, parted, quivering lips. "Now you're a gentile, baby."
"Here," he said, breaking off a piece of bacon and slipping it between her crimson, parted, quivering lips. "Now you're a gentile, baby."
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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Closing her darkly lashed, oval, yet obliquely round, eyes, she steeled her conscience against the onslaught of the forbidden flesh, its smoky scent invading her olfactory senses and sending her into paroxysms of guilt and desire, the shame gradually giving way to the crisp cured meat.
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Runtu wrote:Closing her darkly lashed, oval, yet obliquely round, eyes, she steeled her conscience against the onslaught of the forbidden flesh, its smoky scent invading her olfactory senses and sending her into paroxysms of guilt and desire, the shame gradually giving way to the crisp cured meat.
"Oh my god," she said, her throat blanching crimson. "MMMM. It's so....salty."
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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"Did your nose just twitch?" Lehi asked directly.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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"Nevermind, just wait til you taste my sausage," Lehi grunted. "Washed down with glass of ice-cold milk."
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."