Oh, wanger. One more thing. I know you are setting me up as a straw man with all these nonsense assumptions. Don't worry about that for now. Just keep being funny and wrong, I think you are going far with this. Maybe Hound can help you set up a go fund me or something to help kick this off big time.
Don't worry about facts. Just assume stuff and be funny. It is so funny.
Ban Whiskey permanently if that's the only way.
— Gadianton
