NUKE:
Cheerleaders
Whales
Dolphins
Sea Turtles
All endangered species
Cheerleaders
Liberals
Leftists
Communists
Neo-Communists
Anti-anti-Communists
Cheerleaders
Liberal Cheerleaders
Communist Cheerleaders
Obese Cheerleaders
Gay Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders who don't brush their teeth
Cheerleaders without any teeth to brush
Obese cheerleaders without brushes
Cheerleaders who drink too much
Cheerleaders who don't drink, but are on the endangered species list
All long haired, maggot infested, good time rock and roll, plastic bannana, commie pinko, pony tailed, FM type liberals, whether they're cheerleaders or not.
Anyone who listens to Iggy Pop
Anyone who listens to Iggy Pop while drinking
Anyone who can listen to Barry Manilow without drinking
All exmos, regardless of race, creed, color, ethnicity, sexual orientation, age, disability, Viet Nam veteran status, educational level, IQ (if applicable), political affiliation (if Democrat, blow em' up real good) eye color (brown eyed exmos get fifty lashes before being sent to the showers) rate of daytime talk show consumption, transfatty acid consumption, number of personality disorders directly diagnosable from the DSM-III-R, rates of alcohol use, drug use, illegal drug use, animal cruelty, animal behevior, animal attraction, animal magnatism, bizzzre sexual practices, bizzare sexual practices associated with cheerleading, and whether or not you believe Mother Jones is really your mother.
NUKE EM' ALL, AND LET GEORGE BURNS SORT EM' OUT!!!!!
Nuke Em' All...
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Finally a post that makes sense on this board.
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"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder" --Homer Simpson's version of Pascal's Wager
Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.
Religion is ignorance reduced to a system.
Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.
Religion is ignorance reduced to a system.
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