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Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion...

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.



Ten Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

8. If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

2. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND…..THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN….

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


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