Homeowners with barking dogs

[_msnobody]

It is midnight and I've been at this computer for (well, a long time). At a home several houses away, there is this dog that constantly barks, day, night, you name it. I'm so glad our houses are a good distance apart. Why do homeowners/dog owners allow their dog to constantly bark all night long? Fortunately I live far enough away I can only hear it when on the computer. I'm tellin' 'ya, the owners must be deaf. As one of my neighbors once said, it's nothing a little poison weiner can't solve.

So, if any of 'ya reading this have whooping hollering dogs at night, go out and bring the little pooch in.

[_The Nehor]

It is midnight and I've been at this computer for (well, a long time). At a home several houses away, there is this dog that constantly barks, day, night, you name it. I'm so glad our houses are a good distance apart. Why do homeowners/dog owners allow their dog to constantly bark all night long? Fortunately I live far enough away I can only hear it when on the computer. I'm tellin' 'ya, the owners must be deaf. As one of my neighbors once said, it's nothing a little poison weiner can't solve.

So, if any of 'ya reading this have whooping hollering dogs at night, go out and bring the little pooch in.

Shoot them. If I'm on the jury I'd let you off.

[_Polygamy Porter]

Firestone makes a great anti barking drink, and the dogs love it.