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What two words should NEVER go together?
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:38 am
by _Dr. Shades
There are some words which are acceptable when used by themselves in a sentence, but become truly unthinkable when paired with another certain word.
So, let's try an exercise in word association. Tell us: What are some examples of two words that should NEVER, EVER go together?
Here's my attempt:
TRANSVESTITE SURPRISE
ENDLESS ALIMONY
PENILE AMPUTATION
TAPEWORM DINNER
TALIBAN VICTORIOUS
PUBLIC NECROPHILIA
PRESIDENT JACK-O
Anyone else?
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:35 pm
by _Dr. Shades
34 views and nobody's chimed in?
Okay, I thought of a few others last night. Here goes:
INHERITANCE REPO
OBESE HOOKER
VOMIT SOUP
BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION
VAGINAL BEARTRAP
INVOLUNTARY HOMOSEXUALITY
GOATSE BILLBOARD
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:09 am
by _silentkid
This is a great way to come up with cool band names. I especially like vaginal beartrap...a good name for a metal/hardcore band.
Skeptical Urethra
Dribble Penetration (this is used so often by basketball commentators...it kind of creeps me out)
Genital Hercules (this is an actual band name)
Yeast Burger
Eternal Blastula
Eczema Paste
Deoxyribonucleic Salad
Sorry, most of mine are kind of gross. For my finale, two words that should never be said aloud, in combination, are moist panties.
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:20 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
silentkid wrote: Sorry, most of mine are kind of gross. For my finale, two words that should never be said aloud, in combination, are moist panties.
Moist panties? That's not nearly as gross as the other things you listed. Aren't you a male? Would it really offend you if a woman said you made her panties wet? I'd imagine most guys would take that as a compliment!
KA
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:37 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
Theocratic America
Mandatory Vegetarianism
Anal Seepage
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:48 pm
by _Who Knows
KimberlyAnn wrote:silentkid wrote: Sorry, most of mine are kind of gross. For my finale, two words that should never be said aloud, in combination, are moist panties.
Moist panties? That's not nearly as gross as the other things you listed. Aren't you a male? Would it really offend you if a woman said you made her panties wet? I'd imagine most guys would take that as a compliment!
KA
Yeah, I'm actually trying to understand it.
Butt Stomach
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:11 pm
by _silentkid
KimberlyAnn wrote:Moist panties?
Yes.
KimberlyAnn wrote:That's not nearly as gross as the other things you listed.
I didn't say it was. I just said that those two words shouldn't be said aloud. Why? I don't know. The word moist just sounds weird. The word panties sounds weird as well. Both words, in combination, sound doubly weird.
KimberlyAnn wrote:Aren't you a male?
Yes.
KimberlyAnn wrote:Would it really offend you if a woman said you made her panties wet? I'd imagine most guys would take that as a compliment!
I didn't say that the two-word phrase
moist panties is offensive to me. I was trying to be funny. Google the words and see how many hits you get. Why is this phrase so common? I remember initially hearing it a long time ago in a movie in a context similar to this thread (sorry, I can't remember the movie). My brother and I have been joking about it ever since.
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:21 pm
by _Who Knows
How about wet panties?
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:29 pm
by _silentkid
Who Knows wrote:How about wet panties?
I think the word moist is an essential part of the equation. Replacing moist with wet is like changing white and delightsome to pure and delightsome...or maybe not.
Now, what if we exchanged the word panties with underwear or boxers or something? Moist underwear, moist boxers...nope. It still doesn't have the impact of moist panties.
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:55 pm
by _silentkid
I am the moist panties apologist.