Say hello to the real Mr. Coffee...

Post by **_Pumplehoober** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:20 pm

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4023430551

It's kind of funny really.

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:18 pm

How do you know that that's him?

Post by **_Pumplehoober** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:39 pm

Dr. Shades wrote:How do you know that that's him?

Well, there are several hints.

For one, the both use the same photobucket account. This is not necessarily indicative of the same identity, but it is a data point.

Secondly, read the posting style on Anime Fansub Forum (where they use the same photobucket account)…

http://anbudom.net/forum/index.php?showuser=17141

Dylan is in the Army, and would have some military experience to draw on. It's not a 100% match. He also might be Mighty Max on another forum.

Edit: If you read the posts there are some other similarities. I suppose you could do something with IP addresses, but I wouldn't know where to begin, I'm not a computer person. For example Coffee can program boards in his sleep, so can Dylan.

by the way, Coffee was also awarded the Bronze Star (according to his “I'm a Tough Guy persona”). Oddly enough James Webb was also awarded the Bronze Star. Coffee claims his last name is Webb. Possibly a coincidence, possibly not. I never read any of Webb's books, so who knows if their personas are similar (the persona in the semi-autobiographical books, not in real life).

His pseudo son's name id David Webb, which is Jason Bourne's real name in the Bourne books by Ludlum (which were terrible by the way, the movies were/are actually much better). Another interesting fact.

Post by **_dartagnan** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:25 pm

Oh

My

God

I have been laughing over this for about twenty minutes.

Whether this is Coffee or not, it is still a funny picture and it is funny just to think of the possibility of having been bitched out by this guy for so many months, as opposed to a military vet, of course.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:50 pm

I didn't sleep last night. Ignore

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:52 pm

Oh, and good cyber sleuthing Pumplehoober.

Post by **_moksha** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:31 pm

Being a kid would explain the foul language. Kids say the darndest things when loosed in front of the computer. Sort of rebeling against the machine. Now, if this is Mr. Coffee, how would that explain the post about his son?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:35 pm

Is this the guy who threatened to hunt me down and "end me"............

I thought that coffee already posted his pic (the one where he looks tough with the big gun named "LInda" IRC)

Post by **_Mercury** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:36 pm

Aww crap.

Post by **_dartagnan** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:41 pm

As a military brat myself, I grew up around some really immature servicemen, so although I was skeptical with some of the Coffee talk, I just assumed he was kind of a loose nut vet. These guys exist. There really are military vets who do little more than sit around and cuss at people like a 14 year old would, though I am unaware of any who do so on the internet.