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Say hello to the real Mr. Coffee...
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:20 pm
by _Pumplehoober
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:18 pm
by _Dr. Shades
How do you know that that's him?
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:39 pm
by _Pumplehoober
Dr. Shades wrote:How do you know that that's him?
Well, there are several hints.
For one, the both use the same photobucket account. This is not necessarily indicative of the same identity, but it is a data point.
Secondly, read the posting style on Anime Fansub Forum (where they use the same photobucket account)…
http://anbudom.net/forum/index.php?showuser=17141
Dylan is in the Army, and would have some military experience to draw on. It's not a 100% match. He also might be Mighty Max on another forum.
Edit: If you read the posts there are some other similarities. I suppose you could do something with IP addresses, but I wouldn't know where to begin, I'm not a computer person. For example Coffee can program boards in his sleep, so can Dylan.
by the way, Coffee was also awarded the Bronze Star (according to his “I'm a Tough Guy persona”). Oddly enough James Webb was also awarded the Bronze Star. Coffee claims his last name is Webb. Possibly a coincidence, possibly not. I never read any of Webb's books, so who knows if their personas are similar (the persona in the semi-autobiographical books, not in real life).
His pseudo son's name id David Webb, which is Jason Bourne's real name in the Bourne books by Ludlum (which were terrible by the way, the movies were/are actually much better). Another interesting fact.
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:25 pm
by _dartagnan
Oh
My
God
I have been laughing over this for about twenty minutes.
Whether this is Coffee or not, it is still a funny picture and it is funny just to think of the possibility of having been bitched out by this guy for so many months, as opposed to a military vet, of course.
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:50 pm
by _barrelomonkeys
I didn't sleep last night. Ignore
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:52 pm
by _barrelomonkeys
Oh, and good cyber sleuthing Pumplehoober.

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:31 pm
by _moksha
Being a kid would explain the foul language. Kids say the darndest things when loosed in front of the computer. Sort of rebeling against the machine. Now, if this is Mr. Coffee, how would that explain the post about his son?
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:35 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
Is this the guy who threatened to hunt me down and "end me"............
I thought that coffee already posted his pic (the one where he looks tough with the big gun named "LInda" IRC)
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:36 pm
by _Mercury
Aww crap.
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:41 pm
by _dartagnan
As a military brat myself, I grew up around some really immature servicemen, so although I was skeptical with some of the Coffee talk, I just assumed he was kind of a loose nut vet. These guys exist. There really are military vets who do little more than sit around and cuss at people like a 14 year old would, though I am unaware of any who do so on the internet.