Worst & Best Pick up Lines

[_keene]

Just thought of one this morning, I think I'll try it out at work.

"What do you think of this haircut? People keep telling me it's good, but I want the opinion of someone who DOESN"T want to sleep with me. Yet."

[_Doctor Steuss]

My pick up line...

"Hi, I'm a slut."

Tah-dah!

Or...

"Wanna have to talk to your bishop on Sunday?"


Ok, that was bad... I need to repent. Sorry.

[_asbestosman]

From mathjokes

"Hey...nice asymptote."
"I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain."
"I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior."

I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

What's your favorite linear transformation?

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.