WHY OH WHY IS THIS BOARD SOOOOOOO SLOW?

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_Lucretia MacEvil
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Post by _Lucretia MacEvil »

Nephi wrote:

Please leave the Islamic propaganda off this Mormon board!!!!


Here is the Islamic version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-3ozwEE ... ed&search=

This song transcends religion.
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Post by _beastie »

I have to go on record as another crazy cat lady. I always have at least two cats - at one point in my life, due to my inability to turn away a stray, I had four. Fortunately, my boyfriend is also a pussy lover. ;) However, he has the sense to stop at one, and jokes that I will turn into the crazy cat lady with a hundred cats one day.

I usually get my cats when they stray onto my property or from rescue shelters. The two I have now are the prettiest cats I've ever had (with one long-haired calico exception) but they're truly nuts. If cats aren't exposed to humans immediately after birth, they're never quite comfortable with us, and these two aren't. You can be petting one as she purrs, and then suddenly she'll turn around and smack you. Psycho! Good things I'm crazy enough for cats that even psycho ones look cute to me.
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Post by _Blixa »

I admit it. I'm a sucker for LOLcats. I Can Has Cheezburger is my favorite website.
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

I love cats! Big cats, little cats; they're my favorite animals.

CKSalmon has endeared himself to me because he loves his cat, Bruiser, and there's almost nothing more adorable than a man who loves cats. :)

He sent me this link to an absolutely hilarious article about cat pee. You won't regret reading it! Enjoy!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cat-urine.php

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Post by _Who Knows »

Nephi wrote:Her name is "Cat"....


Lol. Our cat's name is 'kitty kitty'.

I also had a psycho cat in college named 'burner'.
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Post by _skippy the dead »

Blixa wrote:I admit it. I'm a sucker for LOLcats. I Can Has Cheezburger is my favorite website.


I LOVE "I can Has Cheezburger"! I have that as a widget on my google page. Some of them are just too damn funny.
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Post by _beastie »

My cats, sisters, are named Thelma and Lousie. I thought I was immensely clever until my children informed me *everyone* names their cats Thelma and Louise. :(

But their personalities have certainly lived up to the names.

How odd that there are so many cat lovers on this board. Hmmmm, must be something about a cat lovers' personality that attracts them to a board like this. Or maybe cat lovers become exmormons at a higher rate than dog lovers. Less loyal? (snicker)
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Post by _Mercury »

barrelomonkeys wrote:
thestyleguy wrote:http://www.thefunnycats.com/index.php/category/funny-dressed-cats/


Cute! The Harry Potter cat is toooo cute!

I like this one:

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I have watched that movie so many times I've lost track. Course, I've read the book at least once a year since I was 19.
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Post by _beastie »

Oh, how I wish I could use this one as my avatar

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Re: WHY OH WHY IS THIS BOARD SOOOOOOO SLOW?

Post by _keene »

barrelomonkeys wrote:Does no one recognize that this is my only form of amusement/release?

*yawn*



Or is everyone chuckling at me right now enjoying some sinister plot?


The board is slow because I pay for it out-of-pocket, and I have no money/time to optimize it.

That, and I just LOVE torturing you.
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