Chat Last Night...

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:27 pm

barrelomonkeys wrote:Well, just make sure you want to attract someone like me before you attempt this stunt!!

...ahh - didn't think this through...
Hmmm.....

Ermm - wait. What am I saying?! Hell yeah :)

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:29 pm

Aww.. *blows kiss*

Thank you Ren!

;)

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:36 pm

Aww.. *blows kiss*

Thank you Ren!

;)

Well, that's nice and all - but could I get a book recommendation too? ;)
Doesn't matter if I'm gonna like it or not...! Although I suppose that'd be a bonus...

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:38 pm

*dons black cloak and chuckles sinisterly*

I suggest Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged.

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:40 pm

barrelomonkeys wrote:*dons black cloak and chuckles sinisterly*

I suggest Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged.

Heh - yeap - of course ;)
Righto...

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:44 pm

*psst* Please correct my spelling. The "t" needs to be removed at the end of Atlas - I lost connection right after I submitted.

The brotherhood is going to ship me to Cuba for this infraction.

Post by **_Ren** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:51 pm

barrelomonkeys wrote:The brotherhood is going to ship me to Cuba for this infraction.

Your sacrifice will be long remembered!
Or at least I'll mention you in passing just before I arrange where we are meeting for our first date...

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:01 pm

Go with a "deep" book....Great Expectations or anything by Jane Austen basically. Yeah they suck but chicks dig them. The smartest thing I ever did was getting a hardback of Great Expectations and Pride and Prejudice.....those books are literary aphrodisiacs (sometimes).

:O

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:02 pm

You're right Bond!

Good advice. And also act sort of aloof, too cool for school sort of attitude.

Sucks em in every time.

*"em" means cuckoos like me*

;P

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:07 pm

Great Expectations and such only work for more scholarly type, sophisticated girls.

If you want a rebel go with Fight Club or anything by Nietzche.

If you want to go after the majority of girls get a Harry Potter paperback and totally wear it out. Dogear pages, wrinkle the cover, spill coffee on it. Make it look like you're totally into the series. Carrying around a copy of Harry Potter usually works in the english speaking Western Hemisphere.