Green Day said it best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHXXpksTJw
"Women are NUTS" or "I have a date"
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_barrelomonkeys
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I like guys that let me finish first.
That sounds nice to me.
;P
That sounds nice to me.
;P
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_Nephi
barrelomonkeys wrote:Nephi wrote:barrelomonkeys wrote:hmm..... I'd sort of like a wimp. A romantic.
Guess I'm out of the loop.
I am too. Never liked the one night stance date scene in my single years.
I just always get the tough guys.
I'd like a sweet guy for once. Even if they lied to me! That's fine, just don't let me know!
;P
I'd lie to you, but I wouldn't lie to my wife (she says Ima sweet guy anyhow). But, luckily, Ima Mormon. Wanna be my 2nd wife?
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_barrelomonkeys
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Nephi wrote:barrelomonkeys wrote:Nephi wrote:barrelomonkeys wrote:hmm..... I'd sort of like a wimp. A romantic.
Guess I'm out of the loop.
I am too. Never liked the one night stance date scene in my single years.
I just always get the tough guys.
I'd like a sweet guy for once. Even if they lied to me! That's fine, just don't let me know!
;P
I'd lie to you, but I wouldn't lie to my wife (she says Ima sweet guy anyhow). But, luckily, Ima Mormon. Wanna be my 2nd wife?
Heh!
Have we discussed this before?
*watching the skies for Gaz to swoop down*
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Just got back from the date.
It was quite funny. Some of my favorite moments:
Right before she showed up, I got the barista's e-mail and phone number. Cute blond. Awesome. I told her to get me something with enough caffiene to kill a small elephant. She did. I'm wired.
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My date showed up shortly after that. It was an interesting conversation. Within the first five minutes, she brought up her first divorce. I looked at my watch and said
"Wow, first five minutes, we're already on crappy marriages. This'll be great!"
To which she responded:
"You should try googling your e-mail address some time."
Yes, she googled my e-mail address, and found my "married to a Mormon" blog. LOL.
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I asked "How old are you?"
"25. How old are you?"
"Old enough to know not to answer that question."
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Once she snatched my drivers licence out of my hand (I like making up games), she was talking about how good she is with numbers.
Me: "What's the square root of 69?"
Her: "Uhh..."
Me: "Eight something."
She didn't laugh. :( Such a good joke, wasted.
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The rest of the date was pretty much centered on how insane she was. I had a good time, but I got out of there pretty quickly. Probably won't see her again (although if she googles me again, maybe she'll find this thread, which would be hilarious).
It was quite funny. Some of my favorite moments:
Right before she showed up, I got the barista's e-mail and phone number. Cute blond. Awesome. I told her to get me something with enough caffiene to kill a small elephant. She did. I'm wired.
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My date showed up shortly after that. It was an interesting conversation. Within the first five minutes, she brought up her first divorce. I looked at my watch and said
"Wow, first five minutes, we're already on crappy marriages. This'll be great!"
To which she responded:
"You should try googling your e-mail address some time."
Yes, she googled my e-mail address, and found my "married to a Mormon" blog. LOL.
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I asked "How old are you?"
"25. How old are you?"
"Old enough to know not to answer that question."
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Once she snatched my drivers licence out of my hand (I like making up games), she was talking about how good she is with numbers.
Me: "What's the square root of 69?"
Her: "Uhh..."
Me: "Eight something."
She didn't laugh. :( Such a good joke, wasted.
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The rest of the date was pretty much centered on how insane she was. I had a good time, but I got out of there pretty quickly. Probably won't see her again (although if she googles me again, maybe she'll find this thread, which would be hilarious).