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Hello Jersey Girl. What I find funny is the stupidity and incoherentness of Nehor's posts. I know I am not the most logical person in the world but there is a problem when even I with my own double meanings and incohent sentance structures cannot understand what on earth another person is blabbering about. I will admit that I have understood his strange posts up until now. I see nothing funny in what I have said. I think Nehor is trying to pick up on the strangeness of a pirate washer like me knowing JAK. And I don't understand is why he thought I WAS JAK. Nehor refuses to awnser in any type of manner that makes sense or even remotely awnsers the questions I ask and they are: Why did he think I was JAK? and What is so funny about what I have said on this thread?

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Imwashingmypirate wrote:I have been told that before. XD It was not intended as a play on words. It was post cards I got in the library and I cut them up and re arranged them. There was one of a light bulb made of broken glass, I think it was from a book or something. Another was pirates of the Caribbean and another of a hare that said I am washing my hare. Oh and one of water that said make a splash. I took the post card of the hare and stuck underneath it the card of the water and cut out captain jack sparrow and cut a slit in the water and sorta lay him in the water. Then stuck the word pirate over the word hare and put the light bulb right at the top. I kept it because my friends insisted I would lose it and so I promised them that I would stick it on my wall. It reminds me of them. We also took pop art pictures of Einstein and made a face out of them.
That is quite possibly the most bizarre paragraph I have ever read.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:I have been told that before. XD It was not intended as a play on words. It was post cards I got in the library and I cut them up and re arranged them. There was one of a light bulb made of broken glass, I think it was from a book or something. Another was pirates of the Caribbean and another of a hare that said I am washing my hare. Oh and one of water that said make a splash. I took the post card of the hare and stuck underneath it the card of the water and cut out captain jack sparrow and cut a slit in the water and sorta lay him in the water. Then stuck the word pirate over the word hare and put the light bulb right at the top. I kept it because my friends insisted I would lose it and so I promised them that I would stick it on my wall. It reminds me of them. We also took pop art pictures of Einstein and made a face out of them.
That is quite possibly the most bizarre paragraph I have ever read.
Really? Why is that?
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Jersey Girl wrote:
The Nehor wrote: This has to be a joke.
Hello Nehor,

I'm curious. Why do you think that the above post made by pirate, is a joke? Could you point out specific commenets that lead you to think it's a joke?
I just think it's funny based on the history I've had with JAK. I suspected Pirate of being a sockpuppet and it was just funny. I can't explain it more than that except to add that I am very easy to amuse. :)
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I could not possibly sock puppet JAK even if I wanted to, for I am far much younger and far less educated.

One again I ask Why is it that you thought I was JAK? Did I say something to remind you of JAK?
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OH MY GOODNESS. I am sooooo sorry. Firstly for repeatedly misspelling feminine :o and for being just a complete arsehole. Sorry asbestosman.... You don't read as female to me. And in my mind you are male so why I was being so cuπty, I don't know. And now I know why I came across as a bit stupid. Could not read subtext at all back then. Why was I so argumentative? I'm so embarrassed. :O not even funny.
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