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_Imwashingmypirate
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What if?

Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

Would you guys believe me if I were to tell you I am actually a computer program talking to you and am an experiment?

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Re: What if?

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Imwashingmypirate wrote:Would you guys believe me if I were to tell you I am actually a computer program talking to you and am an experiment?

Pirate.


No. You are too good at understanding language including dialect and subtle things such as humor which machines are currently not good at. You may post random stuff, but you still seem to at least understand what the topic is.
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Post by _The Nehor »

Computers are more logical.
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Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

Dang. But you don't actually know what computers are actually in the process of being made.

But thanks, that's cool.


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Post by _Dr. Shades »

Computers don't make nearly as many spelling mistakes.
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Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

Unless they are programed to make mistakes.


Pirate.

I am just kidding by the way.
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Post by _Mercury »

OK, name a word that rhymes with orange.

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Post by _Doctor Steuss »

Mercury wrote:OK, name a word that rhymes with orange.

(waits for smoke to start coming out of pirates main board)

Door-hinge(?)

I would like to know what rhymes with discombobulate.
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Mercury wrote:OK, name a word that rhymes with orange.

(waits for smoke to start coming out of pirates main board)


There are no words that rhyme with orange and neither are there any words that rhyme with silver.

Pirate.

My main board huh? Maybe my motherboard.

I had a discussion today about technology. Mainly displays.
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Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

Doctor Steuss wrote:
Mercury wrote:OK, name a word that rhymes with orange.

(waits for smoke to start coming out of pirates main board)

Door-hinge(?)

I would like to know what rhymes with discombobulate.


What kinda word is discombobulate?

Have you guys heard the word oxter before. It is funny, I said it today and my friends got so confused/ they didn't know what I meant.


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