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Scratch is my sockpuppet.
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Post by _Moniker »

Belial wrote:Scratch is my sockpuppet.


And you're mine.
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Moniker wrote:
Belial wrote:Scratch is my sockpuppet.


And you're mine.


And you are mine.
_Belial

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Jersey Girl wrote:
Moniker wrote:
Belial wrote:Scratch is my sockpuppet.


And you're mine.


And you are mine.


I knew there was only one person on this board.
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Post by _Coggins7 »

And you're ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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I've got a song brewing about a sockpuppet. I know that rhymes with something good, but can't quite put my finger on it.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Coggins7 wrote:I've got a song brewing about a sockpuppet. I know that rhymes with something good, but can't quite put my finger on it.


mockstrumpet
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Yes, we've got some strumpets here, but a mockstrumpet? That would be a pseudo-strumpet. I'm only interested in the real article.
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Coggins7 wrote:Yes, we've got some strumpets here, but a mockstrumpet? That would be a pseudo-strumpet. I'm only interested in the real article.


I'm so making that into a sig line.
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Post by _Moniker »

Coggins7 wrote:Yes, we've got some strumpets here, but a mockstrumpet? That would be a pseudo-strumpet. I'm only interested in the real article.


What precisely is a strumpet? Lemme look:

Egad. A prostitute?

You're only interested in strumpets? Tsk tsk, Coggies. Don't tell marg.
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