I Had A Dream About Mr. Scratch

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I Had A Dream About Mr. Scratch

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So, I dreamt I logged on here and there was a thread with "Moniker -- the blink behind the froth" started by Mr. Scratch.

There were no replies. I didn't bother in my dream to see how many looks there were.

Apparently he had hunted down proof that I boycotted and picketed various cosmetic companies as a teen (animal testing) and I didn't stay true to my principles and am now a blatant hypocrite because I wear said products.

Something to do with me wearing fur and again I'm a hypocrite. I, for some reason, in my dream, thought I could let Scratch see a video of me, or a picture, and this would convince him that I wasn't a fur wearer. My logic is even sound in dreams! Apparently the fur issue dealt with Blixa and I'm not certain how or why.

Something about a male poster (not sure what it was... apparently me being a googly fool or something) -- this too pertained to Blixa.

I dreamt that I replied with an :eyeroll:

Then I woke.

What was interesting about the dream, for me, (other than the frightening fact that this is my 2nd MDB dream this week) is that I replied as such --> :eyeroll:

I would usually reply outside of dreams with *eyeroll*

I'm thrilled I've been dreaming lately. Lots of frantic passionate ones, aliens, a lover warding off a troll that was attacking (this one somehow became erotic in nature), a jot through a surreal jungle the other night with an ever changing plot line and guide. I'd rather, though, that Scratch stayed out of my dreams. It woke me and I had to come check that there were no threads.
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Post by _The Nehor »

As long as the erotic dream involved the lover and not the troll I think you're okay. If you're dreaming a lot about this board and it bothers you think less about it. Your dreams don't sound that odd to me though and I wouldn't worry. I personally like leading a second life. :-) (Join the smilie protest everyone)
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Someone needs to take a break from the board...
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Someone needs to take a break from the board...


Ya think?
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Moniker wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Someone needs to take a break from the board...


Ya think?


Perhaps. When you're losing sleep over things that might happen on this board, it might be time to regroup.

But why are you so worried that someone will out you as a hypocrite (or something about a male poster) or whatever. I'll let you in on a little secret. Everyone is a hypocrite in some way. The best way to deal with it is to accept it and get on with the day. Just say "Hey I'm monitor and I boycotted cosmetic companies, but now I wear them, so freaking what? That's how I roll". crap as long as you're comfortable and secure with you then the opinions of the rest of us don't really matter (I mean as long as being a hypocrite is your only crime, if you stole red underwear as a teenager then you're going straight to hell).
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Post by _Doctor Steuss »

My dreams frighten me...


Steuss: "You want to check my what?"
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Doctor Steuss wrote:My dreams frighten me...


Me too. Hell a dream about some weird thing I did in my past would be better than some of the weird crap that happens in my normal dreams (which coincidentally keep me an insomniac).
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Post by _Mister Scratch »

Gee, am I really that scary? I never really meant to be. What your describing, though, Moniker, is what Elder Vaughn J. Featherstone laid out in his infamous talk, "A Self-Inflicted Purging." He essentially says that all of us will one day have all our various "sins" (e.g., hypocrisy, porn-viewing, masturbation, etc.) laid out for all to see, like a great scroll unfurling in the sky.

In any case, no need to worry, Mon. You know I like you, and besides, the only "dirt" I ever dig up comes from other LDS-related forums. So, if you were posting this sort of PETA/anti-fur stuff on Z, then I might come across it, but otherwise you're in the clear. (And anyways, why would this kind of stuff interest me in the slightest?)
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
Moniker wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Someone needs to take a break from the board...


Ya think?


Perhaps. When you're losing sleep over things that might happen on this board, it might be time to regroup.

But why are you so worried that someone will out you as a hypocrite (or something about a male poster) or whatever. I'll let you in on a little secret. Everyone is a hypocrite in some way. The best way to deal with it is to accept it and get on with the day. Just say "Hey I'm monitor and I boycotted cosmetic companies, but now I wear them, so freaking what? That's how I roll". crap as long as you're comfortable and secure with you then the opinions of the rest of us don't really matter (I mean as long as being a hypocrite is your only crime, if you stole red underwear as a teenager then you're going straight to hell).


I am a hypocrite. Often. I try not to be. Oh well. I didn't lose sleep over that.

I just woke 'cause it was freaky!!
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Post by _Moniker »

Mister Scratch wrote:Gee, am I really that scary? I never really meant to be. What your describing, though, Moniker, is what Elder Vaughn J. Featherstone laid out in his infamous talk, "A Self-Inflicted Purging." He essentially says that all of us will one day have all our various "sins" (e.g., hypocrisy, porn-viewing, masturbation, etc.) laid out for all to see, like a great scroll unfurling in the sky.

In any case, no need to worry, Mon. You know I like you, and besides, the only "dirt" I ever dig up comes from other LDS-related forums. So, if you were posting this sort of PETA/anti-fur stuff on Z, then I might come across it, but otherwise you're in the clear. (And anyways, why would this kind of stuff interest me in the slightest?)



Well, only in my dream did you take an interest in it and me! It's not like I really think you would take an interest.

I think if the worst of my sins is using L'Oreal products I'm doing okay! :)
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