I Had A Dream About Mr. Scratch

[_Doctor Steuss]

I think if the worst of my sins is using L'Oreal products I'm doing okay! :)

Or, you should get out more often...

[_Moniker]

I think if the worst of my sins is using L'Oreal products I'm doing okay! :)

Or, you should get out more often...

I know! I am such a pathetic heathen!!

[_Doctor Steuss]

I think if the worst of my sins is using L'Oreal products I'm doing okay! :)

Or, you should get out more often...

I know! I am such a pathetic heathen!!

Hell has no place for underachievers.

Go and sin more my child, go and sin more…

[_Bond...James Bond]

Gee, am I really that scary? I never really meant to be. What your describing, though, Moniker, is what Elder Vaughn J. Featherstone laid out in his infamous talk, "A Self-Inflicted Purging." He essentially says that all of us will one day have all our various "sins" (e.g., hypocrisy, porn-viewing, masturbation, etc.) laid out for all to see, like a great scroll unfurling in the sky.

In any case, no need to worry, Mon. You know I like you, and besides, the only "dirt" I ever dig up comes from other LDS-related forums. So, if you were posting this sort of PETA/anti-fur stuff on Z, then I might come across it, but otherwise you're in the clear. (And anyways, why would this kind of stuff interest me in the slightest?)

Maybe you need to turn out some fluff pieces or some interviews where you talk about your grandma and hold your pet cat or something Scratch. It appears you've become the boogie man of Mormon message boards. You're even invading people's dreams now. I wonder if you appear like a weird Freddy Krueger character (who probably wears LDS temple clothing in place of his trademark sweater and fedora and has five miniature flaming swords on his glove).