Belial murdered by a Greater Evil

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_The Nehor
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Belial murdered by a Greater Evil

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Will you all bow your head with me and mourn the death of Belial. This afternoon the Nehor who Belial routinely possessed had his e-mail account hacked and did not have a spare address to give to this beloved sockpuppet/psychotic murderer.

If you have fond memories for him please contribute to the "DEATH TO EVIL HAXORS" fund that will be set up in his memory. He wanted you to know he hates you all and will see many of you (expecially Nehor) very soon in the depths of Outer Darkness to which he has been cast. Now we will perform the ceremonial eating of the demon's heart and liver.

Let us all turn to Page 666 and sing, "The Depths of Hell"

"The Depths of hell like a fire are burning,
The latter-day damned begin to arise.
The weepings and gnashings of old are returning
and Satan is coming to visit the Earth.

We'll scream and we'll wail
With the legions of devils
Banana, banana
To Belial and his cat.

Let victory be his
Henceforth and forever
Damd and DAMD."
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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