How I Feel Today Summed Up

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I was going to post some of my old "what is love?" poems...but I can't find them....stupid computer. Oh well...I'll just make one up...here goes:


You are young, you are creative, you are beautiful
I know it and will say it everyday
You are wonderful, you're pretty, your smart
and I don't know what else to say
You're intelligent, you're witty, a breath of fresh air
I'm saying it the first time today
You're the best, you are loved, you are perfect
and I'll say it again tomorrow, Okay
you are clever, you're the best thing ever, you are great
To me, you;re the one, each and everyday
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Why is this thread in Telestial? Moving to Off-Topic.
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Bond...James Bond wrote:I was going to post some of my old "what is love?" poems...but I can't find them....stupid computer. Oh well...I'll just make one up...here goes:


You are young, you are creative, you are beautiful
I know it and will say it everyday
You are wonderful, you're pretty, your smart
and I don't know what else to say
You're intelligent, you're witty, a breath of fresh air
I'm saying it the first time today
You're the best, you are loved, you are perfect
and I'll say it again tomorrow, Okay
you are clever, you're the best thing ever, you are great
To me, you;re the one, each and everyday


Bond, did you really just make that up spur of the moment?

I actually woke up in the middle of the night the other night with rhymes in my mind. I plopped this in a document. It's awful! But, I mean, it was 2am and I was half asleep -- it seemed better when I wasn't really awake! ;) If anyone makes fun of it I'm going to make a snarly face at you! grrr

<snipped it out -- cause I make fun of myself>
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Moniker wrote:Bond, did you really just make that up spur of the moment?


Well it wasn't exactly stream of conscience....but in 3 or 4 minutes, with a couple of little edits.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Okay, well I got a few PMs about how I felt with the above song.....

I wasn't hot and bothered! If the men would listen to what Sandy actually said (instead of looking at her tuttee) they would notice she said men need to shape up! And prove that her faith is justified!

Sheesh. Image

And no, it wasn't about any particular person -- it was for all men!

I'll paraphrase Scottie: Men do stupid things all the time! And women have the best memories.
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Moniker wrote:I'll paraphrase Scottie: Men do stupid things all the time! And women have the best memories.

To paraphrase my friend Rok: All women are f**ked up, some just hide it better than others.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
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Doctor Steuss wrote:
Moniker wrote:I'll paraphrase Scottie: Men do stupid things all the time! And women have the best memories.

To paraphrase my friend Rok: All women are f**ked up, some just hide it better than others.


I don't even try to hide it. ;)
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Moniker wrote:I don't even try to hide it. ;)

There was a time when my friends probably wondered why I dated obviously crazy women. Eventually they realized that it was because I like to know that if the box says Triscuits, I'm not going to get Oreos.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
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