We just got home from the doctors. Please pray for my son!

[_Boaz & Lidia]

While at a routine yearly checkup, the doctor told my wife and I that he is going to DIE.

I know I have been a butt at times but please for the love of all thing good PRAY FOR MY SON!!! I don't want him to die!!

Those that do not believe in god, please light an incense or doobie in his honor or do some yoga or some weird shizzle-it for him.

We are left to take this day by day, week by week, and year by year. WHY?? WHY???






















We asked what caused this and he merely replied "birth". Can you believe that? OMG!!

He placed his heavy hand upon my shoulder and looked into my soul as his raspy voice told me, "Birth is the leading cause of death, I am sorry".



by the way, what is your favorite soup kitchen soup?

[_beastie]

You are sick.

[_CaliforniaKid]

You're an arse, Boaz.

[_Moniker]

I read the topic, saw who started the OP -- cocked an eyebrow, thought -- what bull crap is this, clicked.... barely scanned the first few sentences, scrolled down, didn't read more than a few words....and was not in the least bit surprised.

[_Inconceivable]

New names guy,

Did you run out of small animals that you could tease with a fork today?

(although you got a point)

[_Boaz & Lidia]

New names guy,

Did you run out of small animals that you could tease with a fork today?

(although you got a point)

Remember, all animals fall into one of two categories, cute or tasty.

[_Moniker]

Is this one cute or tasty?

:)

[_Tori]

OK,...so I'm really confused by this thread. Is this suppose to be funny?

Sorry, not laughing. :(

[_moksha]

Boaz, has there been a competition announced for the worst taste in post or posters?

[Guest]

Ohh, I am soo sorry for you and your wife. I hope he will be well...











What was the point in that? Whoever edited this, took away the whole point of it!









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Herher, You sick man. It is true, but you wouldn't be saying that if your son really had a problem.
I almost fell for that.