Thank goodness for research.

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_Doctor Steuss
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Thank goodness for research.

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On my pack of oatmeal this morning:

Research shows that whole grains, like Quaker Oatmeal, as part of a diet rich in fruits, vegetables, and low fat dairy products may help support blood pressure levels already within the normal range.


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I try to get a daily allowance of both oatmeal and research...daily.
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Blixa wrote:I try to get a daily allowance of both oatmeal and research...daily.

*Grin*

The real question is: Do you ever research your oatmeal?
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Actually, I have. I'm currently on a bit of a nutrition bend, trying to become a great deal healthier in my eating habits. I've been watching a BBC show called "You Are What You Eat" in which a nutritionist bullies people into becoming healthy by analyzing their poo and displaying a "Beastly Feast" of all the crap they consume in a week.

I'm fascinated more by the sheer horror of the Beastly Feasts than I am the poo. I think.
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You two are made for each other. We need to take up a collection to get Blixa and Steuss in the same room.

;)
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Blixa wrote:Actually, I have. I'm currently on a bit of a nutrition bend, trying to become a great deal healthier in my eating habits. I've been watching a BBC show called "You Are What You Eat" in which a nutritionist bullies people into becoming healthy by analyzing their poo and displaying a "Beastly Feast" of all the crap they consume in a week.

I'm fascinated more by the sheer horror of the Beastly Feasts than I am the poo. I think.

I hope that excrement isn't what garners your main fascination. I'm down with some kinky stuff, but a feller has to draw the line somewhere.
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Doctor Steuss wrote:
Blixa wrote:Actually, I have. I'm currently on a bit of a nutrition bend, trying to become a great deal healthier in my eating habits. I've been watching a BBC show called "You Are What You Eat" in which a nutritionist bullies people into becoming healthy by analyzing their poo and displaying a "Beastly Feast" of all the crap they consume in a week.

I'm fascinated more by the sheer horror of the Beastly Feasts than I am the poo. I think.

I hope that excrement isn't what garners your main fascination. I'm down with some kinky stuff, but a feller has to draw the line somewhere.


No scat for this cat.
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

liz3564 wrote:You two are made for each other. We need to take up a collection to get Blixa and Steuss in the same room.

;)


Right. Like I'm putting up good money so that Blixa can sink her claws into yet another hunky piece of mancandy. Pardon me if I pay the gas bill before I pay Blixa's boytoy bill.

;P
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I'll be back West this summer. Since I'll need to be in Southern Utah part of the time, maybe I can just go the extra coupla miles to Vegas...
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liz3564 wrote:You two are made for each other. We need to take up a collection to get Blixa and Steuss in the same room.

;)


You are such a wonderful Yenta. Maybe a nice room close to the library stacks of UNLV.
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