Bond!

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_Moniker
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Post by _Moniker »

Bond, check your blog... I left you comments. :)
_Dr. Shades
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

Moniker wrote:How many inches do you and Jersey Girl have?


I won't speculate about Bond, but Jersey Girl is a woman, so I doubt she has any inches at all.

Bond...James Bond wrote:I probably got at the minimum 5-6 inches.


Then you're about average. That's good.
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_skippy the dead
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Post by _skippy the dead »

Secret blog? I wanna see the secret blog. Pleeeeease?
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_Jersey Girl
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Dr. Shades wrote:
Moniker wrote:How many inches do you and Jersey Girl have?


I won't speculate about Bond, but Jersey Girl is a woman, so I doubt she has any inches at all.



Oh. I see how it is. That's fine, I'm not afraid to go in the gutter with you.

So far as inches go, it's a well documented fact that Jersey Girl far surpasses the dreams and reality of most every male* on a forum like this.


Your humble servant,
Jersey Girl

*Not you, of course. :-)
_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

skippy the dead wrote:Secret blog? I wanna see the secret blog. Pleeeeease?


You should be able to. If you can scroll down a bit on my blog and see a picture of me then you have full access to the Stone's many secrets. I have alot of backlogged protected posts if you're bored enough to scroll down and read them.

Actually this link should streamline my protected posts a great deal:

http://mormondiscussions.com/discuss/we ... ner%20Bond
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Actually Shades I ended up getting about 10-12 inches. So ha!
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Moniker wrote:Bond, check your blog... I left you comments. :)


I saw that...THANKEE! Will respond at some point (tonight or tomorrow night...damn work).
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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