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Part of what I enjoy most about following lesbian relationships is similar to what I enjoy about race riots in foreign countries. You guessed it, it's the absence of a white male to blame, and how astonishingly creative they can be in coming up with ways to work the blame back around to the WASP.

What is the difference between a Hutu and a Tutsi anyway? I think this has been a wake up call for Lohan in that she's going to have to recognize that even someone as sexy as her is going to have to stick to men if she really wants a doormat in her life.

Sometimes the Jew and Palestinian conflict can be equally pleasant to white men who don't travel the world searching for ways to blame themselves for the problems other people cause. But nothing beats the way the Mexicans treat the Guatemalan immigrants or how perturbed the Argentines get when the Bolivians take their jobs.

As sad as I am about the deat of my race, the world will spin on with Chinese in Japanese prison camps and Persians carrying on guerilla warfare against Arabs all the way east to China in Tibet and Hindus fighting a loosing battle against the ever expanding Muslims. No sir, it doesn't look very pretty at all, but I can't say I'm going to miss it.

It's almost like two teams you hate ending up in the super bowl. You sweat and you bled for your team but they didn't even make the playoffs and by the time the post season comes around, nobody you like is even in the running. But those games can sometimes be the most enjoyable to watch. And why? Because someone has to lose. The universe always has a way of evening itself out. That's sort of how I feel about the Jews and the Palestinians. I can't say I like either much. On first thought I'd rather live in a world of Jews than Palestinians but make no mistake about it, a Jewish banker can make you just as miserable as any sheihk.

Sometimes I feel like the Mexicans are like an army of ants that you just can't stop. But in many ways, the blacks are much worse. It'll be nice to watch this fight from the sidelines as well. I suppose these next wars won't carry as many amusing BS courtroom arguments as when the Europeans dominated the earth, but it will prove for some top notch down and dirty combat, perhaps more brutal on a personal level than the world has seen since man migrated out of Africa.