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Emergency meeting for all Progressives
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:37 am
by Atlanticmike
Hear ye hear ye hear ye hear ye!!! I'd like to call this emergency meeting to order! Comrades!!! Doc Cam here, and I will be officiating the meeting this morning. We have a crazy conservative on the forum and he's causing all kinds of chaos, we need to devise a plan to combat his crazy, insane post. I just got off the phone with Jersey girl and she's so depressed over how Atlanticmike is acting she can barely get out of bed. Icarus here sir, I have an idea, what if we keep insulting him? Icarus, you dumbass, we've tried that, for some reason it's not working, it's almost if this Atlanticmike guy is some kind of special crazy conservative, nothing phases him for some reason, go back over there and sit down Icarus, enjoy your sippy cup. Doc cam, schmo here, I have a plan. I'm going to hide until it's late at night, then post in the wee hours of the morning when Atlanticmike is sleeping, that way I don't have to see him post. Damnit schmo, you fuckin coward, that's not solving anything!!! He'll just respond when he wakes up you dumbass!!! Stop being a coward!! Doc cam, lem here, may I speak? I, I , I, I tried bringing up post he made over on Mormon dialogue and discussion last night in hopes that it would show him how insane he is but it didn't even faze him, it's almost if he's joking on us just for the hell of it!!! I don't understand!!! Ok!ok!ok! Lem, as the officiater of this very important meeting, I Doc cam promise to do everything in my power to combat this insane right winger!! We can't let him come on here and talk about views we don't agree with!!! That would drive everyone away. I will not stand for that!! Ok! Before we end this meeting does anyone think we should call Jersey girl and get her input? Naaaa, let her sleep, she got beat up pretty bad last night, we all know she needs her beauty sleep. Ok, then this meeting is adjourned. Go out there and get this guy comrades!!!! Let's show him we Progressives are special!!!!!
Re: Emergency meeting for all Progressives
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 12:02 pm
by Atlanticmike
Guys, guys, guys, Jersey girl here!!! I'm sorry I missed the meeting, I ate too many microgreens last night and I had the craps, couldn't get off the toilet. You do realize this Atlanticmike guy keeps saying if we, the progressive super heros of the spirit paradise forum stops insulting posters he'll stop insulting us? Jersey girl, doc cam here, don't be a dumbass!! Me, schmo, Icarus lem and you have been on this board forever and ever. We've earned the right to insult anyone who comes on here espousing views we don't agree with, didn't you know that?? Don't start thinking like that Jersey girl, we have to stick together or we'll look weak, can't look weak jersey girl. But, but doc cam, this is the internet, an open forum, aren't other posters allowed to come here and post views we don't agree with?? Yes, they can Jersey girl, but we need to insult them until they leave, we can't let those idiots get away with posting crap about what conservatives think, they're a bunch of Nazis!! They're racist, they're homophobes, they're anti abortion, they're everything we don't agree with. We have to eradicate that way of thinking which means we need to keep insulting them when they post. Who cares if this forum only has a handful of posters, we're making it a safe space for our fellow Progressives, that's more important than allowing posters freedom to post their views freely. Oh, ok doc cam. But I'm getting tired of this crap! I want to read post that are uplifting, these negative post are driving me insane! Jersey girl!!! Stick with the program, we're doing this for the greater good, don't give up now, keep insulting any poster who doesn't think like us, remember, this is a safe space for people who think like us.
Re: Emergency meeting for all Progressives
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 1:53 pm
by Cultellus
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Re: Emergency meeting for all Progressives
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:37 am
by Atlanticmike
Cultellus wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 1:53 pm
Anyway to include Jersey Girl's bruises, black eyes and broken bones? Maybe we could also have her go broke while Doc Cam and Schmo spend her money on Canadian beer and Clinton Kane bumper stickers. I think her loyalty to these clowns who continually crap on her community would make a lot more sense to the reader/viewer if we made the battered woman aspect more obvious.
Liberal women aren't as smart as conservative women. Am I only one that's noticed how much prettier conservative and moderate women are compared to the wacko progressive women??
Re: Emergency meeting for all Progressives
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 2:02 pm
by Cultellus
Be careful what you wish for.
Re: Emergency meeting for all Progressives
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 4:07 pm
by Atlanticmike
Cultellus wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 2:02 pm
Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:37 am
Liberal women aren't as smart as conservative women. Am I only one that's noticed how much prettier conservative and moderate women are compared to the wacko progressive women??
I dunno. I think Tulsi is somewhere in the middle and she is more interesting than anyone on any right or left extreme. I think hard ideologies make people attractive to their ilk and repulsive to those who just can't warm up to the hard core religious fever these political groups are cultivating.
I love Tulsi! You ever seen her Joe Rogan podcast interview?