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There were two students from a distant land named Had and Hadhad. In an essay assignment, Hadhad wrote the sentence "John had enough." Had wrote "John had had enough". Had got the better grade.
Had had "had had" where Had had had "had" and had Hadhad had "had had" where Had had had "had had", Had would have had Had's grade. Had Had had "had" where Hadhad had had "had", who would have had the better grade, Had or Hadhad?
Or.....what is the difference between a chicken?
a) One leg is both the same.
b) Hadhad.
c) The KEP.
d) Nahom.

A friend of mine told me that on his mission in Korea they used to confuse the hell out of their ESL students with the question: "Is it further to Seoul or by bus?"

SoHo wrote:"Is it further to Seoul or by bus?"

LOL... Reminds me of a song off the soundtrack for the film Pecker (written and directed by the fine gentleman in my avatar): "I'm a Nut"

Is it wetter under water if you're there when it rains?
Is it shorter to New York than it is by a plane?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber.
Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?