Examination Room Howlers

[_Malcolm]

Many of us have done it, sat in an exam room, mind goes blank and what comes out on the paper appears to be fine until the Tutor reads it.

The following are, I am told genuine answers penned by 16 year olds.

Q Name the Four Seasons.

A Salt, Pepper, Mustard and Vinegar.

Q What guarantees might a mortgage company insist on?

A If you are buying a house they will insist that you are
well endowed.

Q What happens to your body as you age?

A When you get old, so do your bowels and you become intercontinental.

Q What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A He say's goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.

Q What is artificial insemination?

A It is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Q Describe a turbine.

A It is a headdress or something that an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.


My daughter, when doing her first nursing exam created a 'howler' with a
simple spelling error. " The Spermatic cord is found in the Mail".