BYU Sucks

[_Joseph]

It's a good thing that Orson Pratt was not made president of the LDS Church. Otherwise BYU would have been named OPU.

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Q: What's the difference between a BYU coed and an elephant?

A: About 10 pounds.


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Q: Why did the BYU grad only change her baby's diaper once a week?

A: The box said 9 to 11 lbs.

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LaHurl had been attending BYU for 6 years without going on a mission and still did not have enough credits to graduate.

At the commencement ceremony with almost the entire student body assembled a chant broke out: ``Let LaHurl graduate, Let LaHurl graduate!''

The university president, realizing he had a potential riot on his hands and being depressed at the thought of having LaHurl return for another year, calmed the crowd by announcing that if LaHurl would come up and answer a one-question exam, he would give LaHurl a diploma.

LaHurl jumped up on the stage and the president said, ``You have one chance, LaHurl, What is 9 times 9''? LaHurl beamed and blurted out 81.

A stunned silence followed. Then a murmur. Then one cry, then another, soon the whole throng was chanting, ``Give him another chance! Give him another chance!''

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Q: What is the difference between the BYU football team and a bowl of Cheerios?

A: The Cheerios belong in a bowl!

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Entering a store, a man said, ``I would like a white hat, blue pants, a white shirt and blue shoes.''

The clerk asked ``Are you a BYU fan?''

``I sure am,'' the man said, sticking his chest out. ``How did you know? The color combination?''

"No,'' replied the employee. ``This is a hardware store.''

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Q: What's the difference between a U of U coed and an elephant?

A: About 10 pounds.

Q: How do you make them equal?

A: Force feed the elephant or shave the coed's legs.