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Got a junk email today about PMP Certification. I wish to reiterate that any pipe dreams I have had about becoming a Pimp was just idle day dreaming. I wouldn't even think of entering such a goal into any planning software.

Glad I cleared that up. I would look totally ridiculous with a feather plume in my hat, two-toned shoes and going by the name of Mok Daddy. I suspect Will could pull off such a look though - he is dashing and outspoken. Wouldn't take guff from no beach.

moksha wrote: Wouldn't take guff from no beach.

Excellent point, certainly not from the likes of pampered Malibu, alluring Venice or heiress-like Huntington. However, if Fire Island seemed enticing enough he might book an extra weekend.

Are you talking to yourself??

Dr. Shades wrote:Are you talking to yourself??

Sometimes it helps as a segue into the next thought and sometimes it represents a monologue. On whimsical threads it is nice if others can join in with something whimsical or if nothing comes to mind then least throw in some barb at the Church or telemarketers.

So the answer is "yes?"

Shades, you are the best straight man!

Did you hear the one about Will Schryver standing on the Boardwalk of Atlantic City and shouting to the sand, "You're a Beastie".

Dude, you've totally lost me.

Shades, did you hear the one about Will traveling to Daytona, Florida, then walking down to that sandy area near the shore line? Upon seeing all the female sunbathers with low cleavage he started fuming, blood vessels popping out on his forehead and a slight whistling sound emanating from his lips. Finally, he could take it no longer and looking down at the sand started muttering garbled curses. Saving the best epithet for last, he sunk the final blow by exclaiming, "You ^#$@^*@ beach!!!".