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I hate cats

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:30 pm
by _Kevin Graham
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/0 ... 74507.html

No real mystery as to why this girl is single....

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:36 pm
by _just me
Epic

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:15 pm
by _Jason Bourne
I can introduce her to my wife who also loves cats (and dogs and cows and horses), though she does not weep when talking about them. But she loves them. We have four. Three indoor only cats and one outdoors mostly. He used to come in but the three indoor only cats are jealous of his freedom and they like to fight with him. I bring him in when it is cold during the winter because for a cat, he is a cool cat and the last survivor of about four other outdoor indoor cats we used to have. That is why the newer cats are now indoor. My wife got very upset when the outdoor cats were either run over or never came home because maybe a fox or coyote got them. I try to tell her the quality of life the indoor cats would have outside would be much better and the risk it worth it for them. They are fat and lazy and hairy.

Me I really don't like cats, especially the indoor cats. In fact some days I despise them.

But I live my wife so I tolerate them because they bring her joy and happiness.

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:23 pm
by _Lucretia MacEvil
Kevin Graham wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/09/eharmony-cat-lover-video-bio_n_874507.html

No real mystery as to why this girl is single....


If she were in testimony meeting crying over her testimony of the gospel, she'd have plenty of offers.

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:24 pm
by _sock puppet
Kevin, don't do that again. I haven't heard that kind of a display since I used to attend F&T Meetings. Granted the emotional meltdowns were not about cats, but I saw more than my share of emotional meltdowns by people 'bearing their testimonies'.


Now, 3, 2, 1...TBM jumps in and says he's never in all his years seen anything like that at F&T Meetings and the I never really understood F&T Meetings because I am now apostate.

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:44 pm
by _Jonah
Isn't it wonderful!! Isn't it marvelous!! The Spirit is touching her concerning the truthfulness of cats.

You can't feel it too? Perhaps you need to get your life in order to be able to feel the promptings as well. Obviously the problem lies with YOU.

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:11 pm
by _bcspace
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/0 ... 74507.html

No real mystery as to why this girl is single....


And it epitomizes everyone who takes the Huffington Post message seriously. Hand wringing and turning a blind eye or getting distracted from the real issues.

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:07 am
by _Dr. Shades
Wow, . . . a woman after my own heart!

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:03 am
by _Blixa
Wow Jason, I never thought I could be ... unhappy with you : (

Re: I hate cats

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:12 am
by _Dr. Shades
Huh? I thought you liked cats, too.