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When I came to work this morning the attendant on the ground floor called me over to tell me a joke:

Two men were out in their boat with their dogs doing some fishing. They run out of bait and one man said he would send his dog in to get some more. The dog dived over, swam to shore, got the bait, and returned the same way. Later they run out of bait again and the other man said he would send his dog in. The dog walked over the water, got the bait and returned the same way with the bait. The owner said to the first man "Did you notice anything different about my dog?" The first man responded "Yes, he can't swim".

A newspaper reporter submitted a story about the theft of 2,025 pigs.

His editor, struck at the size of the theft, called the farmer to confirm.

“Is it true that you lost two thousand twenty-five pigs?” he asked.

“Yeth,” said the farmer.

The editor thanked him, hung up, and changed the phrase to “two sows and 25 pigs.”