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S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:34 pm
by _Nomomo
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:05 pm
by _Buffalo
I lol'd :D
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:40 am
by _richardMdBorn
I wonder what would happen if they voted for a man who claimed that his conception in 1960 was inspired by an event which occurred in 1965.
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:21 am
by _moksha
JEFFERSON CITY, MO (The Borowitz Report) – A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rally in Missouri on Labor Day and barked at the crowd for nearly twenty minutes before people realized he was not a candidate.
The dog, later identified by its owner as “Mister Buster,” held the crowd spellbound as he barked, growled, and frothed at the mouth, eventually receiving a standing ovation for his exertions.
Gwendolene Thomason, 42, a Tea Party supporter from Jefferson City, was one of the hundreds on hand who were convinced that the Doberman was a Tea Party candidate until he was outed as a dog.
“I liked what he had to say,” she said. ”He reminded me of Glenn Beck, only furrier.”
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:04 pm
by _Brackite
President Barack Obama did win the State of Iowa back in 2008. Are the liberal Democrats getting very worried that the President will not be able to win Iowa again next year?
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:50 pm
by _Pollypinks
Yes, we liberals are worried about the next election. Obama isn't putting out like we thought he would, but the thought of a rabidly conservative in office, bought and paid for by the pharmaceuticals like George Bush was, really makes me quiver and quake.
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:27 pm
by _Brackite
Congresswoman Michelle Bachman ended up at 6th Place in the Iowa Caucus last night. Congresswoman Michelle Bachman has now dropped out of the Presidential race. Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum essentially ended up tying in the Iowa Caucus last night. If by some strange way that Rick Santorum gets the GOP Nominee for President, I will vote for Barack Obama over him. There is absolutely No way that I would ever vote for Rick Santorum for President.
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:31 pm
by _Drifting
richardMdBorn wrote:I wonder what would happen if they voted for a man who claimed that his conception in 1960 was inspired by an event which occurred in 1965.
I'm missing something, and I bet it's funny...
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:53 pm
by _Quasimodo
Brackite wrote:Congresswoman Michelle Bachman ended up at 6th Place in the Iowa Caucus last night. Congresswoman Michelle Bachman has now dropped out of the Presidential race. Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum essentially ended up tying in the Iowa Caucus last night. If by some strange way that Rick Santorum gets the GOP Nominee for President, I will vote for Barack Obama over him. There is absolutely No way that I would ever vote for Rick Santorum for President.
Never fear, Brackite. Sick Rantorum will not get the nomination. He worked for the Iowans, but he won't work for any other state. It looks like Mitt will be the nominee. I don't think he will ever be President, though.
Re: S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:30 pm
by _Pollypinks
Mitt won't be president, though he likes to sound like he's going to be. There's no way in hell I'd vote for someone who refuses to reprise the tax code, reform campaign finance reform, keep lobbying legal, and belongs to the party that insisted on keeping segregation alive many years after the Supreme Court ruled it illegal. No way in hell.
