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Yuletide Zeppelin I

Clean house, stock up on food, and find a decent woman to snuggle with this holiday (invite that gal you see in the store from time to time and have your eye on). Treat her right. Rent some good vids. Drink some unadulterated egg nog. No alcohol or cigarettes, period for one week. You can do it. You'll feel good, I promise.

Brian

bcspace wrote:Clean house, stock up on food, and find a decent woman to snuggle with this holiday (invite that gal you see in the store from time to time and have your eye on). Treat her right.

You haven't been keeping up with him, have you?

bcspace wrote:Your card:

Yuletide Zeppelin I

Clean house, stock up on food, and find a decent woman to snuggle with this holiday (invite that gal you see in the store from time to time and have your eye on). Treat her right. Rent some good vids. Drink some unadulterated egg nog. No alcohol or cigarettes, period for one week. You can do it. You'll feel good, I promise.

Brian

Here is another cool one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P23HjPq5 ... re=related

You haven't been keeping up with him, have you?

Pretty sure I have. A good woman is the cure for any male who thinks they are homosexual (especially when said male was once married to a woman).

Here is another cool one:

Yes indeed.

bcspace wrote:

You haven't been keeping up with him, have you?

Pretty sure I have. A good woman is the cure for any male who thinks they are homosexual (especially when said male was once married to a woman).

LOL...so then with that reasoning, a terrible woman can turn a straight guy into a gay guy.

marg wrote:LOL...so then with that reasoning, a terrible woman can turn a straight guy into a gay guy.

I've had two women that I have dated (in younger years) inform me later that they were lesbians. Now I have to wonder if it was my fault.

marg wrote:

bcspace wrote:Pretty sure I have. A good woman is the cure for any male who thinks they are homosexual (especially when said male was once married to a woman).

LOL...so then with that reasoning, a terrible woman can turn a straight guy into a gay guy.

Excellent, Marg.

Pretty sure I have. A good woman is the cure for any male who thinks they are homosexual (especially when said male was once married to a woman).

LOL...so then with that reasoning, a terrible woman can turn a straight guy into a gay guy.

No. Not a reversible process since homosexuality is merely a lifestyle choice. A terrible woman can cause a man to shrink though....

Dr. Shades wrote:

bcspace wrote:Clean house, stock up on food, and find a decent woman to snuggle with this holiday (invite that gal you see in the store from time to time and have your eye on). Treat her right.

You haven't been keeping up with him, have you?

I thought you were going to say, "He don't know him very well, do he?"

bcspace wrote:No. Not a reversible process since homosexuality is merely a lifestyle choice.

Lifestyle choice, huh? Such a statement would be funny if it didn't have such tragic real-life effects. I hope and pray you never have to deal with a gay child.