Droopy Thinks American Capitalists are Wussies
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:28 pm
Examples of manly capitalists are the late Steve Jobs and Apple’s current CEO, Tim Cook. Apple saw opportunities to make money by building excellent products, and have made huge investments into creating them, which now result in billions in profit every month and continued exponential growth of their enterprise into the territory of the truly astronomical.
They invested and continue to invest billions of capital despite alleged “massive uncertainty in the immediate future as to tax and regulatory disruptions of private sector economic activity.”
Droopy thinks the bravery exhibited by Apple is generally lacking in America. He notes that across America, corporations are sitting upon trillions in cash, earning 0% interest on it. He thinks corporations see unmet demand, for which they’d make substantial returns for their owners. All they need to do is invest the capital, thereby not only meeting the unmet consumer demand, but also generating profits for the owners and creating enough jobs to bring us back to full employment.
He thinks these corporations who aren't investing their cash are wussies, immobilized by fear and unwilling to act like men and invest the money, create the jobs, and give their owners the returns. He thinks it's becoming to blame the government for for their unwillingness to act like businessmen and take risks. Wah, wah, wah.
Rather than calling for capitalists to stop acting like pussies, to take responsibility for their own decisions, and to stop making excuses, Droopy whines about the government not coddling them by eliminating uncertainty.
Whatever happened to taking responsibility for your own decisions? The Republican Party has morphed from the party of entrepreneurship and personal responsibility to the party of how everybody’s decisions should be blamed on the government. It’s pathetic.
They invested and continue to invest billions of capital despite alleged “massive uncertainty in the immediate future as to tax and regulatory disruptions of private sector economic activity.”
Droopy thinks the bravery exhibited by Apple is generally lacking in America. He notes that across America, corporations are sitting upon trillions in cash, earning 0% interest on it. He thinks corporations see unmet demand, for which they’d make substantial returns for their owners. All they need to do is invest the capital, thereby not only meeting the unmet consumer demand, but also generating profits for the owners and creating enough jobs to bring us back to full employment.
He thinks these corporations who aren't investing their cash are wussies, immobilized by fear and unwilling to act like men and invest the money, create the jobs, and give their owners the returns. He thinks it's becoming to blame the government for for their unwillingness to act like businessmen and take risks. Wah, wah, wah.
Rather than calling for capitalists to stop acting like pussies, to take responsibility for their own decisions, and to stop making excuses, Droopy whines about the government not coddling them by eliminating uncertainty.
Whatever happened to taking responsibility for your own decisions? The Republican Party has morphed from the party of entrepreneurship and personal responsibility to the party of how everybody’s decisions should be blamed on the government. It’s pathetic.