http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9426205/Cannabis-smoking-permanently-lowers-IQ.html
You find yourself babbling platitudes at a rain soaked Convention when you could have been enjoying a round of golf in Palm Springs, dining of foie gras, then jetting off to Berlin on business afterward. You are so high on the smoke screen of Mother's Love that you propose policies which would end two thousand years of tradition involving faith, hope and charity.
* This lowered I.Q. seems to be a sign that Moksha was once a Republican.