The Day After: Obama's To Do List
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:01 pm
- Buy Rafalca as pony for Sasha and Malia. Change name to ‘Bronco Bama’.
- Airlift Utah Jazz out of state prior to invasion.
- After invasion, send Kid Rock to play for the troops in Provo.
- Proceed with nationalization of all Fox affiliates into PBS stations. Have Karl Rove host pledge drives.
- Appoint Michelle Bachmann as Ambassador to North Korea.
- Send thank you note to Clint Eastwood