Kim Kardashian Attacked by Psychopathic Hermaphrodite Midget
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Kim Kardashian Attacked by Psychopathic Hermaphrodite Midget
Film at 11.
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Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
- Thomas Sowell
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
An ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is an argument made personally against an opponent instead of against their argument. Ad hominem reasoning is normally described as an informal fallacy, more precisely an irrelevance.
An ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is an argument made personally against an opponent instead of against their argument. Ad hominem reasoning is normally described as an informal fallacy, more precisely an irrelevance.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
What's the difference between a BYU coed and a bowling ball?
The bowling ball does not run to the bishop after you roll it.
The bowling ball does not run to the bishop after you roll it.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
A BYU coed left $10 on her dresser one night before she went to bed.
That night, a thief broke into her dorm room, took the $10, kissed the BYU coed, and left.
The next night, the BYU coed left $20 on her dresser.
That night, a thief broke into her dorm room, took the $10, kissed the BYU coed, and left.
The next night, the BYU coed left $20 on her dresser.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Two BYU coeds were going on a road trip one weekend.
As they were driving away from the dorms, the first BYU coed suddenly cried out, "Wait, we have to go back! I left my curling iron plugged in!"
The second BYU coed said, "It will be okay. I left the shower running."
As they were driving away from the dorms, the first BYU coed suddenly cried out, "Wait, we have to go back! I left my curling iron plugged in!"
The second BYU coed said, "It will be okay. I left the shower running."
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
What do a BYU coed and her boyfriend have in common?
They're both obsessed with the same guy.
They're both obsessed with the same guy.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
What do you call a basement full of BYU football fans?
A whine cellar.
A whine cellar.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
What's the difference between a U of U cheerleader and an elephant?
About five pounds.
How do you make them equal?
Force feed the elephant or shave the cheerleader's legs.
About five pounds.
How do you make them equal?
Force feed the elephant or shave the cheerleader's legs.
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Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
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Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
bcspace wrote:What's the difference between a U of U cheerleader and an elephant?
About five pounds.
How do you make them equal?
Force feed the elephant or shave the cheerleader's legs.
You have to give the U of U coeds a bit of a break, bcspace. They don't have the benefit of paternalistic babysitters micromanaging their lives and treating them like they go to a parochial school for big kids.
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Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Q: What's the difference between thesaurus raping, right-wing pseudo-intellectual quack and Droopy?
A: ?
(This is a general inquiry. I don't have an answer).
A: ?
(This is a general inquiry. I don't have an answer).
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.