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Kim Kardashian Attacked by Psychopathic Hermaphrodite Midget
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:20 pm
by _Droopy
Film at 11.
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:24 pm
by _Darth J
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominemAn ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is an argument made personally against an opponent instead of against their argument. Ad hominem reasoning is normally described as an informal fallacy, more precisely an irrelevance.
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:27 pm
by _Fence Sitter
What's the difference between a BYU coed and a bowling ball?
The bowling ball does not run to the bishop after you roll it.
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:29 pm
by _Darth J
A BYU coed left $10 on her dresser one night before she went to bed.
That night, a thief broke into her dorm room, took the $10, kissed the BYU coed, and left.
The next night, the BYU coed left $20 on her dresser.
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:31 pm
by _Darth J
Two BYU coeds were going on a road trip one weekend.
As they were driving away from the dorms, the first BYU coed suddenly cried out, "Wait, we have to go back! I left my curling iron plugged in!"
The second BYU coed said, "It will be okay. I left the shower running."
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:37 pm
by _Darth J
What do a BYU coed and her boyfriend have in common?
They're both obsessed with the same guy.
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:37 pm
by _Darth J
What do you call a basement full of BYU football fans?
A whine cellar.
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:22 pm
by _bcspace
What's the difference between a U of U cheerleader and an elephant?
About five pounds.
How do you make them equal?
Force feed the elephant or shave the cheerleader's legs.
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:33 pm
by _Darth J
bcspace wrote:What's the difference between a U of U cheerleader and an elephant?
About five pounds.
How do you make them equal?
Force feed the elephant or shave the cheerleader's legs.
You have to give the U of U coeds a bit of a break, bcspace. They don't have the benefit of paternalistic babysitters micromanaging their lives and treating them like they go to a parochial school for big kids.
Re: Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawye
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:38 pm
by _Some Schmo
Q: What's the difference between thesaurus raping, right-wing pseudo-intellectual quack and Droopy?
A: ?
(This is a general inquiry. I don't have an answer).