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Immortality of the McDonald Burger
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:22 am
by _moksha
ST. GEORGE — The lifespan of a hamburger is usually measured in minutes: You get the burger, you scarf the burger, the burger is gone forever. A man from St. George, however, claims that he has a 14-year-old McDonald's burger that still looks like new.
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=24906867&nid=711
The miracle is incorruptibility. Need to wait and see if the Virgin of Guadalupe takes a bite before the Vatican can begin the investigation process. Meanwhile, Larkin Mortuary is interested in the McDonald's formula.
Re: Immortality of the McDonald Burger
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:56 am
by _moksha
Too late, someone already tipped the Curia off to this story and they are sending Monsignor Sarducci to investigate on behalf of the Beatification Committee. One theory advanced by the opponents in Rome is that McDonalds had unfairly injected all their burger items with Styrofoam, in collaboration with the Huntsman Chemical Corp.
For right now, this burger is now out of bounds for the Virgin of Guadalupe.
Re: Immortality of the McDonald Burger
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:33 am
by _ludwigm
Re: Immortality of the McDonald Burger
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:48 pm
by _Quasimodo
ludwigm wrote:
Re: Immortality of the McDonald Burger
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:13 pm
by _Droopy
Typical "low information" Democrat voter/Maury Povich/Oprah watcher.
Conservatives are all rich, so we can afford out-of-season vegies.
Re: Immortality of the McDonald Burger
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:20 pm
by _Quasimodo
Droopy wrote:Typical "low information" Democrat voter/Maury Povich/Oprah watcher.
Conservatives are all rich, so we can afford out-of-season vegies.
Oops! I guess I didn't get the memo. Apparently today is redneck day on MDB.
My apologies.