Human Leather Products

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_The Erotic Apologist
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Human Leather Products

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What is Human Leather?
Human Leather is made from real full thickness human skin. Just like animal leather products, produced from lesser animals, our raw human skin is transformed into the finest grade human leather by using a traditional tanning process. However, human leather is the finest grain leather that is obtainable.
It is free from defects and has the smallest grain size which makes it the smoothest, softest leather on Earth.

Human Leather Products
We only craft the best and most beautiful products out of our unique leather. We have produced bespoke items for some of our clients, but due to the limited size of the lengths that we work with, we are limited to what items we can fashion out of the leather. We usually have individual commission orders and stock items have not been for sale for over seven years.

Where does Human Leather come from?
Human Leather is produced from skin sourced from normal everyday people. These people have bequeathed their skin to us prior to their death. There are a few areas of the body, (back and abdomen) that have uninterrupted skin coverage, and are therefore the best for processing into Human Leather. These areas allow the maximum usage when being crafted into large coverage items, especially satchels and briefcases.

Is this illegal?
Not at all. However, this is an expensive business, as the raw material is not cheap to produce or process. We value our donors and we reward their beneficiaries and next of kin very handsomely. In fact, we have had to turn away some potential donors, as we can accept only the highest quality human skin.

Why are your products so expensive?
We cater to a small but highly discerning clientele. They are amongst those lucky few who have everything they could possibly desire. Our supply is restricted and we prefer to keep it that way as we are the only firm in the world that crafts these special products. Please note that as of January 2011, we are not taking any new client orders due to high demand. We have a large backlog to fill and therefore to ensure we meet our delivery commitments to our clients we have had to close our books to new orders for the time being. Thank you for your patience.
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Re: Human Leather Products

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Appalling!

They have been making Nagahide couches and chairs for many years. A horrible exploitation of these sweet and gentle people. :wink:

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Naga women preparing to become furniture.
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Re: Human Leather Products

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Quasimodo wrote:Naga women preparing to become furniture.


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