The Buzzed Thread!

[_Ceeboo]

Hello friends!

There is only one rule for this thread:
You must be buzzed in order to post in it.

You can post anything you want - you just need to have a buzz while posting!

The floor is yours!

[_Ceeboo]

From the 6th grade until the 9th grade - my mother packed me peanut butter and jelly for lunch every single day!

There were no exceptions!

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_Ceeboo]

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

[_Quasimodo]

Hi, Pal!

Define "buzzed". I'm sipping a glass of Zinfandel right now. How many of these will I have to drink before I can post?

Sorry about all those PB&J sandwiches. You must hate them now.

[_Ceeboo]

Hi, Pal!

Hello dear friend!

Define "buzzed". I'm sipping a glass of Zinfandel right now. How many of these will I have to drink before I can post?

I can't say - the number will vary for all - you only need to be buzzed. I trust everyone one of you and I know you will not post unless you are really buzzed.

Sorry about all those PB&J sandwiches. You must hate them now.

Funny thing but I still like them! (Honestly)


by the way: What do people in China call their good plates?

[_Ceeboo]

If simply going to church makes you a Christian - does standing in a garage make you a car?

[_Quasimodo]

by the way: What do people in China call their good plates?

Porcelain?

[_Ceeboo]

If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives - where does baby oil come from?

[_Ceeboo]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at all the stars in the sky and I thought to myself - where the heck is the ceiling!

[_Quasimodo]

Funny thing but I still like them! (Honestly)

I'm starting to feel the buzz.

I had a friend and co-worker that spent the first few years of his life living in East Germany just after WWII (interesting guy). There was no food to eat in his little village, but it was near a large lake. The only thing they had to eat was fish from the lake.

He said that he has never eaten fish since.