Liberals Attack Doritos for Humanizing a Fetus...

[_Jersey Girl]

Hi Schmo,

Well, I was just saying that the fast pace of electr oh look! A butterfly!

Hey, pay atten... wait, butterfly? Did you say butterfly?

[_Some Schmo]

Hey, pay atten... wait, butterfly? Did you say butterfly?

Nice. It's the .gif that keeps on giving.

[_Jersey Girl]

Agreed, but opening 50 indicates a lack of attent.....ooh, my cat just did the cutest thi.....what? Butterfly?? Where, Jersey Girl, where? oh never mind, some schmo foun......

I've never had 50 tabs open in my life oh my package has been shipped why does she always say stupid crap on my timeline Harper Lee died Old Navy has a maxi skirt on sale I want Donald Trump knew Michael Jackson.

[_Some Schmo]

Agreed, but opening 50 indicates a lack of attent.....ooh, my cat just did the cutest thi.....what? Butterfly?? Where, Jersey Girl, where? oh never mind, some schmo foun......

Did someone mention Doritos?

Sorry... better bring the thread back on topic.

[_Some Schmo]

[_Jersey Girl]

why does she always say stupid s*** on my timeline

by the way, that was in real life like 5 minutes ago.

[_Some Schmo]

I always wondered how carrots have sex.



That chick is all over his root.

[_Some Schmo]

You're probably wondering why I'm posting about carrot sex in a thread about Doritos and butterflies. I was distracted... amazed, really, that vegetables can have sex like that.

[_Jersey Girl]

I just went on to google images and searched on "food sex". Now when I get arrested that's going to be brought out in my criminal trial!

Thanks a lot, Schmo!

[_canpakes]

I believe that this is a liberal gay transgendered lesbian socialist feminist environazi butterfly. So typical of the evil liary liar mindset of anti-Mormons.

Woe to those who call Doritos good, and good Doritos.