Ranking the Presidential Candidates

[_SteelHead]

Did you include Deez Nuts, and Vermin Supreme?

[_moksha]

Tough question. From most to least likely, I'd go with something like:

Thought I might rearrange your list slightly:

1. Unknown Candidate
2. Clinton
3. Sanders
4. Trump
5. Bonzo Reagan VI (Bonzo I was adopted by the Reagans in 1951)
6. Benito Mussolini (Il Douche)
7. Rubio
8. Rasputin
9. Vlad Tepes
10. Cruz

Hope I got all of them. I know I got both Democrats but I might have left out one or two of the Republican candidates.

[_ludwigm]

[6. Benito Mussolini (Il Douche)

Was it malicious or freudian?

[_Res Ipsa]

Tough question. From most to least likely, I'd go with something like:

Thought I might rearrange your list slightly:

1. Unknown Candidate
2. Clinton
3. Sanders
4. Trump
5. Bonzo Reagan VI (Bonzo I was adopted by the Reagans in 1951)
6. Benito Mussolini (Il Douche)
7. Rubio
8. Rasputin
9. Vlad Tepes
10. Cruz


Hope I got all of them. I know I got both Democrats but I might have left out one or two of the Republican candidates.

Damn, I left out Vlad. Maybe we need "unknown candidate" and "white horse candidate"

[_cinepro]

I happen to have some connections that are Quakers, and I see the following sign in several windows:



I've come to believe that the single most important consideration for the wellbeing of both America and the rest of the world when choosing the President of the United States is the degree to which he or she understands this truth. Except in the hypothetical event that an enemy nation is attacking the U.S. or an ally with either a conventional army or with nuclear weapons, our army needs to just stay home.

Just so I'm clear, are you saying that if we are attacked by a group that isn't a "nation", or they don't use a "conventional army" or nuclear weapons, then under no circumstances is a military reaction appropriate?

[_The CCC]

It is a toss up between Trump and Cruz as to which has the bigger white horse.

[_Res Ipsa]

Does size matter?

[_The CCC]

Only to the extent of how high up on that white horse they are.

[_Res Ipsa]

Does the biggest horse have the biggest horses ass?

[_Quasimodo]

Does the biggest horse have the biggest horses ass?

If Trump were to purchase one of the Budweiser's Clydesdales and have it dyed white (or orange)
we could have the glorious spectacle of both the biggest horse and the biggest horse's ass.

Clydesdales are a little hard to get your legs around, so The Donald may have to ride down Pennsylvania Avenue sidesaddle.