Kilts, colesaw, tea, and diplopia, oh my, Murphy!

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Kilts, colesaw, tea, and diplopia, oh my, Murphy!

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If you manage to read through this, you seriously have no life! :lol:

So I had a dental appointment today, got there at 10:30 am only to be told that my appointment was actually 12:30 and that was my fault, not theirs. So I run off to, you know, shop because what else do you do with spare time, right? So I go in to JoAnn's and just walk around, looking at the spring stuff because I really don't need anything when up the aisle that I'm in, walks a man in a kilt. Gordon tartan no less! (I snuck a pic of him on my cell phone).

Then, I go off to Chick Fil A to grab some lunch, order a kids meal because I always do that and ask to swap waffle fries for coleslaw...and they tell me they don't have coleslaw any more and I'm like wth? After I eat my kids meal and decide to start back over to the dental clinic and think I'll just swing by McDonald's for a cup of tea because by now my caffeine levels are too low because I'm basically a caffeine addict, right? Get in there and they "don't have tea today".

Huh?

Go over to the dentist. The hygienist is going to work on my teeth and starts to give me a local anesthetic via injection in the back of my jaw. When all. of. a. sudden. I get double vision! I'm like wtf? In less than a split second from the onset it flashes through my head that I what if I pass out I better tell her the symptoms quick so they'll know how to save me.

She asks me if I want to sit up? I'm like how would I know? Is that what I should do? And I say, let's ask doctor, okay? So he comes in and says something about hitting a muscle or whatever. Tells me to sit and "chill" (he's cool, I'm not joking) and after about 15 minutes it wears off I can see normally again. They decide to do some other type of local that doesn't go into a nerve or wherever that one was supposed to go, and she tells me that in states where hygienist's aren't allowed to give injections, that this is what you get.

So anyway, I found something about diplopia and dental injections online and I just want you guys to read this excerpt and tell me what you'd do next time, okay?

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3304222/

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Dentists administer local anesthetic injections every day, with a few reports of serious complications. However, misjudging the anatomy involved during local anesthetic administration can not only result in inadequate or incomplete anesthesia, but also other complications, such as, paresthesia, bleeding, and hematoma or lead to serious systemic complications.[3] Visual disturbances are uncommon following the administration of local anesthesia and have been reported in a few publications. Ophthalmic complications such as temporary loss of vision and other signs like partial orbital palsies with diplopia have been reported.[4] There is little doubt that local anesthesias used in dentistry are safe agents.[5] Complications associated with LA can be divided into systemic and regional, as also those determined by the local anesthetic agents used and the technique of administration. Some of the systemic reactions include vasovagal syncope, anaphylactic shock, toxicity, tissue necrosis, and facial nerve palsy; and the ophthalmic complications include temporary blindness, diplopia, temporary paralysis of cranial nerves III, IV, and VI, oculomotor muscle paralysis, mydriasis, palpebral ptosis, and even permanent blindness.[


Damn!

So do you think that hygienists should be giving these injections to start with and if you were me, would you request the dentist to do the injection if you needed it again?
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Re: Kilts, colesaw, tea, and diplopia, oh my, Murphy!

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You had a crappy day, Jersey Girl. I'm sorry for that.

I'm pretty sure that I would request someone else to do the local. I might even consider switching Dentists.
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Hi Quasi,

I've had the same dentist for 10 years. I really like him. I don't expect to have the same procedure done again for a very long time if at all, but I do recall one time he had to come in and do the injection for a different hygienist. I suppose I'll have to be assertive if there's a next time and ask for him to do it for this new staff member.

I liked her work otherwise.

You know what, I could have almost died today and you're the only one who wrote back. You're the only good one Quasi!

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Jersey Girl wrote:You know what, I could have almost died today and you're the only one who wrote back. You're the only good one Quasi!


I've been telling you that. :lol:
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Jersey Girl wrote:Hi Quasi,

I've had the same dentist for 10 years. I really like him. I don't expect to have the same procedure done again for a very long time if at all, but I do recall one time he had to come in and do the injection for a different hygienist. I suppose I'll have to be assertive if there's a next time and ask for him to do it for this new staff member.

I liked her work otherwise.

You know what, I could have almost died today and you're the only one who wrote back. You're the only good one Quasi!

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I'm very, very, VERY glad you didn't almost die today!!!!!
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Lemmie wrote:I'm very, very, VERY glad you didn't almost die today!!!!!


It's the day I didn't almost die!
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1) I wouldn't necessarily want a hygienist injecting me.

2) I have had an injection hit a nerve and wow the pain! but nothing like your reaction.

3) My current dentist uses a gum vibrator while he does injections. I don't feel them at all. Furthermore he injects in several places, takes his time placing the novocaine and now I've had several root canals without any gas. I used to need gas for cleanings! I didn't believe him when he told me he didn't think I would need gas the first time. He said I could have it if I wanted it, but asked if I would try his method first. No pain whatsoever.

4) chik fil a. gross. for so many reasons but primarily that stupid name.
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Was your dental appointment at 2.30?
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Re: Kilts, colesaw, tea, and diplopia, oh my, Murphy!

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Consult with your attorney and proceed from there.
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