President Rubio 'Not Part of God's Plan'

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President Rubio 'Not Part of God's Plan'

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Rubio suspended his campaign for the Presidency, indicating that it was 'not part of God's plan.'

God could not be reached for comment.

I rather prefer the concession of speech of Dick Tuck, famous for his pranks against Richard Nixon. After losing a California Senate race, he simply said

The people have spoken...the bastards.
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Re: President Rubio 'Not Part of God's Plan'

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Well, maybe the third time will be a charm for the White Horse.
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Re: President Rubio 'Not Part of God's Plan'

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MeDotOrg wrote:Rubio suspended his campaign for the Presidency, indicating that it was 'not part of God's plan.'

God could not be reached for comment.


I don't think that God is too happy with Rubio's position on climate change.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mar ... 0f99d8882b
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Re: President Rubio 'Not Part of God's Plan'

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I hope this is a sign that taxpayer funded amnesty for illegal immigrants isn't part of His plan either.
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Re: President Rubio 'Not Part of God's Plan'

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ajax18 wrote:I hope this is a sign that taxpayer funded amnesty for illegal immigrants isn't part of His plan either.


Don't worry, he will have another chance in four years. :biggrin:
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Re: President Rubio 'Not Part of God's Plan'

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ajax18 wrote:I hope this is a sign that taxpayer funded amnesty for illegal immigrants isn't part of His plan either.

Wasn't God's plan to let the illegals come in and take over, and to get rid of or kill the native citizens?

We should check with the Canaanites for verification.
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