Sudden thought: Newt Gingrich laughs last

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Sudden thought: Newt Gingrich laughs last

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Here he is with his old nemesis from 30 years ago. He finally got Crooked Hillary.

Newt, who was reprimanded for ethics violations while in the House, was presiding over the house when Republicans lost 5 seats in a midterm election (a horrible showing for the opposition in an off-year election). Facing a revolt from the young faces in the House, Gingrich resigned, saying he was "not willing to preside over people who are cannibals," and (in a very Trump-like display of bloviated ego, claimed that leaving the House would keep him from overshadowing his successor.

Mr. Gingrich, who is on his third marriage, told his first wife, while in the hospital recuperating from cancer surgery, that he wished to have a divorce. No doubt his stellar moral compass will help guide the White House through the rocky shoals of corruption.

Now he might have Mrs. Clinton's old job. My God. Newton LeRoy Gingrich, secretary of state.
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