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An Appology
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:26 pm
by _Donald Trump
The lying Washington Post claimed when I asked, “Why are we having all these people from ____hole countries come here?” that I was referring to Haiti and Africa. Totally false. FAKE NEWS!!! I was also referring to Muslim countries.
BUT, representative Mia Love called on me to apologize, and since she is my black Republican female friend (and a total babe), I'll apologize. Mia, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said what I said. What I should have said is, "Why are we having all these people from craphole countries come here?"
Best apology ever!
#MAGA!!!!
Re: An Appology
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:36 pm
by _Ammon Bundy
Thank you for that awesome apology, Mr. President. Yer a good kid.
God bless you and God bless these great United States of America.
Brother Ammon.
Re: An Appology
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:40 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
Here, man. Let me help you out with parodying Mr. Trump:
https://np.reddit.com/r/politics/commen ... o/dsj6qyj/It's easy to imitate Trump. Here's the formula:
1-Start with a topic. (Any topic will do!).
2-Make a completely oversimplified statement that implies very little understanding of the topic.
3-Make the exact same oversimplified statement again, maybe using a word with a single extra syllable ('Cause you have the best brain!)
4-Suddenly switch topics. Usually something that involves Trump himself and why democrats/liberals/the media (Choose one or all of the above for bonus points) are terrible.
5-Make some laughably false claim that requires .0001 seconds of googling to disprove.
6-Make a random comment related to why there was NO COLLUSION! Regardless of whether this was the topic or not.
7-Make something else up.
8-Relate that thing to how Trump is the best person ever (This usually requires a statement of admiration by other people. It didn't have to actually happen!)
9-Relate back to original topic from step 1 with little to no reason to relate these topics.
10-Sprinkle in a little bit of stuttering and random appearance of Hillary and/or Obama.
Example: Topic chosen at random: Pollution (1)
Pollution is awful. (2). Really, really terrible (3). It causes a lot of serious problems. I know a lot about pollution. One thing the fake news media, I came up with that term by the way. Fake news, I call it (4). They report on things...but...you know...they don't talk about the great things we're doing. This year was the best year for job creation in American history (5). They don't even talk about it. All they say is, Russia, Russia, Russia! Let me tell you, there was absolutely no collusion (6). None. Listen, ok...I mean...it's been completely disproven. You know...everyone thought Hillary was going to win, but now they say "Russia" because they lost. We had the biggest win ever (7). Every world leader called me and said "You know, I'm so impressed. You ran such a wonderful campaign."(8). Now we're going to work with these people to stop pollution completely (9). Hillary wouldn't do that (10).
Re: An Appology
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:02 pm
by _Jesse Jackson Jr
We know the only reason you said that is because you're a racist. Actually these countries are a wonderful place to live. People from the US are trying to enter Latin America illegally all the time not the other way around. The mixing of the races has made Latin America rich and prosperous.
Re: An Appology
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:47 pm
by _Donald Trump
America is no longer great because people like Mia Love are here. Send her back to that craphole Haiti which, by the way, the failing New York Times loves. There was NO COLLUSION!
#MAGA
Re: An Appology
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:55 pm
by _Some Schmo
Donald Trump wrote:America is no longer great because people like Mia Love are here. Send her back to that craphole Haiti which, by the way, the failing New York Times loves. There was NO COLLUSION!
#MAGA
You should likely change your avatar to something less offensive.
Re: An Appology
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:10 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
That's it. I'm calling KG to clean things up around here...
photo upload on internet- Doc
Re: An Appology
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:07 am
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
Hey, President Trump. Got any comment on paying off that porn star you “F” ed?
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/12/us/t ... 09&gwt=payPresident Trump? Remember? The one you “F” ed right after you married Melania? Remember your lawyer literally wired $130k to her?
Any Trump supporters going to finally disavow your guy? Or is this not low enough for you?
- Doc
Re: An Appology
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:11 am
by _cwald
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Hey, President Trump. Got any comment on paying off that porn star you ____ ed?
Any Trump supporters going to finally disavow your guy? Or is this not low enough for you?
- Doc
Re: An Appology
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:07 am
by _DoubtingThomas
Sh*T Hole States: Alabama, West Virginia, Kentucky