Charge of the Teacher Brigade

[_moksha]

Arm the teachers Trump says. Surely there are former marines and champion sharpshooters among their ranks. What about those biathlon skiers? Some of them might teach. Heck, even old nearsighted Mrs. Beesley in Kindergarten can heft a .25 caliber handgun. Better than gun laws.

“Forward, the Teacher Brigade!”
Was there someone dismayed?
Not though the teachers knew
Someone had blundered:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to shoot and die.
Into the Halls of Death
Strode the armed NEA.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

It makes sense. This is how Trump reacts in an emergency:

“So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died. And you know what I did? I said, ‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away,” said Trump. “I couldn’t, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him… he’s bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible. You know, beautiful marble floor, didn’t look like it. It changed color. Became very red. And you have this poor guy, 80 years old, laying on the floor unconscious, and all the rich people are turning away. ‘Oh my God! This is terrible! This is disgusting!’ and you know, they’re turning away. Nobody wants to help the guy. His wife is screaming—she’s sitting right next to him, and she’s screaming.”

Thank God for the Marines. “What happens is, these 10 Marines from the back of the room… they come running forward, they grab him, they put the blood all over the place—it’s all over their uniforms—they’re taking it, they’re swiping [it], they ran him out, they created a stretcher. They call it a human stretcher, where they put their arms out with, like, five guys on each side,” shared Trump.

“I was saying, ‘Get that blood cleaned up! It’s disgusting!’ The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say he’s OK,” said Trump, adding of the blood, “It’s just not my thing.”

- Doc