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Literal Ambulance Chaser Wins House Seat from Jail

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:50 am
by _Water Dog
Too funny to not share.

A re-election celebration is underway in Pod 2 of the Montgomery County Jail after inmate number 232573 claimed victory in Texas House District 27. That inmate is known as Rep. Ron Reynolds, D-Missouri City, to the people on the outside.

Reynolds was unopposed in the race for District 27 and the latest vote totals show Reynolds garnered 47,305 votes in Tuesday's election.

Reynolds was booked into the county jail on Sept. 7. He's serving a year-long sentence after a 2015 conviction on five misdemeanor counts of using a middleman to chase ambulances in order to solicit clients for Reynolds’ law firm.

https://www.kxan.com/news/investigation ... 1577793977

Re: Literal Ambulance Chaser Wins House Seat from Jail

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:58 am
by _moksha
A pimp won Tuesday's election as the Republican candidate despite having died in October. County officials will replace him with another Republican who is hopefully still living. Apparently, he was a successful businessman since he owned a chain of brothels.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/07/pro-trump-pimp-dennis-hof-wins-nevada-election-weeks-after-he-died.html

Re: Literal Ambulance Chaser Wins House Seat from Jail

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:56 am
by _Dr Exiled
moksha wrote:A pimp won Tuesday's election as the Republican candidate despite having died in October. County officials will replace him with another Republican who is hopefully still living. Apparently, he was a successful businessman since he owned a chain of brothels.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/07/pro-trump-pimp-dennis-hof-wins-nevada-election-weeks-after-he-died.html

Hof served his clients well

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/nba-star-lamar-odom-found-unconscious-brothel-article-1.2396380

Re: Literal Ambulance Chaser Wins House Seat from Jail

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:12 am
by _subgenius
couldn't even run a candidate to beat a dead pimp....

Re: Literal Ambulance Chaser Wins House Seat from Jail

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:25 pm
by _canpakes
subgenius wrote:couldn't even run a candidate to beat a dfead pimp....

As the R’s couldn’t even run a candidate to beat an active jail inmate (OP), maybe we can have a mock runoff between these two to see who’s more popular - a dead pimp or a jailed lawyer.

Re: Literal Ambulance Chaser Wins House Seat from Jail

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:35 pm
by _Xenophon
canpakes wrote:
subgenius wrote:couldn't even run a candidate to beat a dfead pimp....

As the R’s couldn’t even run a candidate to beat an active jail inmate (OP), maybe we can have a mock runoff between these two to see who’s more popular - a dead pimp or a jailed lawyer.
And some 56,000 voters went with a Neo-Nazi Holocaust denier... it is almost like voting party line is a thing or something.