"Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."
“This is a tough hurricane; one of the wettest we’ve seen from the standpoint of water.”
(On Puerto Rico) "This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water."
Trump on Western Liberalism: "If you look at what's happening in Los Angeles ... San Francisco... run by a group of liberal people."
Trump doesn't know what a blind trust is: “I would put it in a blind trust. Well, I don’t know if it’s a blind trust if Ivanka, Don and Eric run it. If that’s a blind trust, I don’t know.”
Trump on busing: "There aren’t that many ways that you’re going to get people to schools."
"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."
Trump on the Space program: “At some point in the future, we’re going to look back and say, ‘How did we do it without space?’"
Trump while in Jerusalem: "We just got back from the middle-east, Saudi Arabia."
