In the beginning, God created Shades. And Shades begat Mormon Discussions. Yea, Kingdoms Celestial, Terrestrial and Telestial. Created He them. And there were other Kingdoms, Off Topic. And Off topic begat Paradise and Paradise begat Prison. More accurately, ldsfaqs begat Prison.
And Shades saw that it was good.
And Shades spaketh thusly, "It is not good for Shades to be alone". And there went out a decree in all the virtual world, that Mormon Discussions was open for business.
And as if Shades had prophesied it, a Great Flood of posters arrived in Mormon Discussions. There was Harmony and EAllusion, and Liz and Jersey Girl, and marg, and Agostini and Keene Maverick, and Polygamy Porter and all the Brethren and Sistern they did arrive. They came from Z and FAIR and RFM, and the Foyer, and God only knows where else they came from.
They settled in Kingdoms Celestial, Terrestrial and Telestial. And others yea, atheists, agnostics, Mormons and even a few outlier Nevers.
And they spake.
They spake of Mormonism, Apologists, they spake of whathisname Gordon B. Hinckley, they spake of DCP and there were buttheads and yahoo's, all of these they spake.
And when they spake (let him who has eyes--read)
1,000 times each. They were
exalted to Godhood. And Shades did celebrate with Exaltation to Godhood announcements! And the people they did cheer their fellow and sister discussors. Be they atheist, Mormons, Nevers, Believers, Flying Spaghetti Monster followers. They all did cheer!
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Okay breaking the fourth wall here. When I was exalted to Godhood at 1K posts, there was a big deal announcement like everyone else got. I currently have something over 30K posts.
And I got nothing. Zippo. Nada. Zilch.
